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Editor Michael Lewis Contributors Karmen Lee Ortloff Web Guru Michael Lewis
November, 2001 |
 GOP Dereg Blues For those who can remember back a few years, before a certain "Revolution" took place, there was a time when massive corporate scandals didn't appear on the front page of the newpapers with such amazing frequency. There was a reason for that. You see, regulations were put in place from the previous time that such an upheaval had wrecked the economy of the country. But time passed and an idea was cooked up that really all these regulations were inefficient and unnecessary because, well, we just wouldn't do these sorts of things again. Live and learn. But for those who cooked up this bright idea that has put us in this mess, they might be singing the blues right now. And the lyrics might go something like this:
I woke up this morning
cause the causes I fostered
I've got the blues, those GOP dereg blues
Well Newt didn't tell me
that it was regulations
I've got the blues, those GOP dereg blues
And when we decided
well how could I know
I've got the blues, those GOP dereg blues
And we almost invested
now just imagine
Oh, I've got the blues, those GOP dereg blues
The worst thing about it
is that those Democrats
I've got the blues, I've got those dereg blues
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